"I hate Chicago." Zoey swept a casual glare over her surroundings, trying not to let the smog or the endless blaring of taxis or the low muttering of a homeless woman panhandling for change get to her. A ray of sun struggled through the thin cloud cover and bounced off of an unnecessarily enormous building, covered in glass and all too reflective, and shone a friendly, burning laser beam into her eyes.
"You're joking." Squinting to try to minimize eyeball liquefaction, Zoey snapped her book shut and shoved it into her bag, quietly bemoaning to herself the unfairness of life. The bus shelter smelled like cigarettes with just the slightest touch of urine. Wrinkling her nose, she slipped out of the shelter to throw out her gum, and just as she turned to walk back to the stop, the bus zoomed past.
"Really?" she yelled, raising her middle finger to the bus driver, already halfway down the block. "Have a nice day, asshole!" The laser beam had positioned itself into her face again, so, swearing loudly, she picked a direction and walked. She found great amusement and anger management in kicking off the heads of dandelions that peeked through the cracks in the sidewalk, imagining that each weed was one of her previous bosses that fired her, leaving her without the means to pay for a car, or even just a bike.
"I hate Chicago."
She thought she'd picked a random direction, but three consecutive hordes of red, blue, and white jersey- and wig-clad idiots made her think otherwise. Wrigley Field loomed above her suddenly, as though it had actually just popped out of the ground, materialized in front of her. She glared at it, urging it to sink back into the ground and get out of her way. She just wanted to walk, for god's sake!
"I hate baseball."
"Someone's in a good mood." If voices could be tall, dark, and handsome, this one was. Zoey pivoted on her foot, the feeling of Converse sole against concrete tickling her heel, and stared into the face of the most undeniably attractive person she'd ever had the fortune of meeting. Even accounting for the blue wig, he could have been in the middle of a photoshoot for Vogue. If Vogue got a shot of this guy, blue wig sales would have gone up six thousand percent. He smiled down at her, separating slightly from his herd to walk beside her. "Not a baseball fan then, I take it?"
"I." Words were hard when even focusing on walking was impossible. She considered that she was actually facing a deity. "I've never been to a game, to be honest. I just don't enjoy the idea of people being paid millions to hit things with sticks."
"YOU HAVE NOT LIVED," he boomed, and took a hold of her arm and slung her over his shoulder. An involuntary shriek left her lips and though she clamped her teeth shut to mute it, he still flinched away.
"You deserved that," she said into his ear as they rode the wave of the crowd into the stadium. She could feel his grin against her cheek. Further conversation was impossible as the combined chattering of forty thousand people pressed against her eardrums. He set her down in front of a hotdog stand - seriously, was it in baseball field regulations to have hotdog stands? Was that a thing? - and, though she reached out to grab him in the sudden and crushing fear of being alone, he was swallowed by the crowd.
Zoey spun, searching desperately for a familiar face. Someone, anyone. She thought she saw some kids who lived a floor below her in her apartment and she started towards them, but their faces blurred past and she was being elbowed from all directions, stuck in the middle of the highest traffic. She struggled against the tide for a moment, but it was completely and utterly futile. She didn't make it an inch. Giving up, she let her feet carry her wherever the eddies and whorls of the sea of faces took her, and she found herself pushed out to the edge.
A couple of kids, probably a bit older than her, were smoking by the wall. Unconsciously, her lip curled slightly in disdain. Cigarettes were gross. It was stupid, she knew, but she only indulged her past addiction to blow smoke rings, because they looked cool. As she stood there, a few metres away from the group, scrutinizing them, she recognized the boy slouched against the wall. She wished she hadn't. Now she didn't have an excuse to sit there and stare at them. That was one thing she liked about this aggressively busy city - you could people-watch with the certainty that you would never see a stranger twice.
Sighing, she made her way over to them. An aura of awkwardness slightly muted by the uncaring obvious on the faces of the guys hung over the four. The two boys were friends, she could tell. The girls were both uncommonly lovely and she suppressed the urge to stamp mental "I HAVE A GRUDGE AGAINST YOUR FACE" signs on their foreheads.
"Smoking is disgusting," she announced, grinning at them each in turn. "And baseball sucks. Let's be friends."